I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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