is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
