Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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