This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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