My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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