I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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