C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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