You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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