do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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