On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I need water and some morals
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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