yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nicole vs. Life
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Damn victory sex feels great
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
