How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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