Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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