you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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