so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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