I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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