whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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