Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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