Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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