I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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