the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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