He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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