I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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