too bad you live with your parents still
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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