So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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