But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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