were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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