I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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