someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
