dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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