Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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