chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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