covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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