dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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