i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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