That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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