I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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