It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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