so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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