I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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