I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
