That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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