why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Randomize
