I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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