Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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