There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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