You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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