you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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