Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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