yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I need water and some morals
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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