I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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