im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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